I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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