So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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