i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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