then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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