I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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