Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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