Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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