we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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