i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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