Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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