Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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