escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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