just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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