Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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