i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I party with great urgency now.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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