"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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