butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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