i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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