it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
