Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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