I love black thongs
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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