My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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