WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You smell like stripper and shame
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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