am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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