i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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