Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
