I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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