'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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