My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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