Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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