I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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