escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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