Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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