: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
God, I missed his penis.
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