it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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