my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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