Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
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Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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