She's JV to your varsity
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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