i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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