we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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