Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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