He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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