You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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