I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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