Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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