I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
These tits shall not be calmed
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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