In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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