the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My ass is underappreciated
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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