It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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