apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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