did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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