If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.