so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Randomize
