Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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