apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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