they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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