who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Randomize