i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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