sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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